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I’m An Asshole So I’m Told

I’m Just Me Take Me For Me Or Get The Fuck Gone!!! I’m an average horny guy looking for friends with benefits

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
BuildA few extra pounds
Height5' 9" (175 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorSalt and pepper
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairFull beard
Best featureEyes
Body ArtInked all over, Pierced... but only ear(s), Scarred, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionNo special condition
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes
My attractiveness:Below average

Situation

Relationship StatusMarried
Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
AvailabilityDiscreetly
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
SpecialtyConstruction / Craftsman
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual incomeSeeking support
Job TitleProperty Management

Looking For

Must haveGood Looks, Humor, Great skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
My perfect matchA sexy spontaneous individual who loves sex
Our first dateMe on top of you a lot of touching and fondling a quickie Some dome action or a quick piece of deep anal action

Fetishes

FetishesExhibitionism, Feathers, Lace / Lingerie, Panty, Pantyhose / Stockings, Piercings, Tickling, Smothering, Voyeurism, Other

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:At least once a day
Sex isAlways on my mind
Most partners at once:Threesome M/M/F
Dirty talkDepends on the person
Night life:Night clubs, Strip clubs, Raves, Regular Bars, Adult book stores, Movies, Munches

Sexual Interests

CybersexNo, but I want to try it
Oral Sex isIt's OK, but I prefer penetration
Anal sex isGreat with the right partner
Sex toys:Anal beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clitoral stimulator, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Fruits/veggies, Pocket pussy, Vibrating eggs/bullets, Vibrating panties, All of the above and more!
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":Can’t think of any at the moment

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyI’m not sure Daddy Daughter Role Play Maybe
Fantasy locationAirplane, Train, Moving car, At a park, Dark alley, Bleachers of a stadium, Kitchen, Elevator, Hotel/motel, Swimming pool, Hot tub, Movie theatre, Parents house, Dressing room, On the beach, My office, In a church, Library, In a taxi cab, Public bathroom, Restaurant
Fantasy sex partner:A big booty bitch that loves deep doggystyle anal